Yeah, since I procrastinate so much I might as well get it done now. I owe this journal of my life this at least, the most epic thing to happen since PSLE, (well academically speaking). My O level results.

I'd say I did pretty well, and my results are definitely not proportional to the amount of hard work put in. I didn't expect that i'd do this well. Neither did my parents.

Alright, i'd get to it. I scored an L1R5 of 13 and an L1R4 of 10. R4 is just plain awesome. I qualify for all poly courses. Anyway, i think I am set for polytechnic already.

You know, I was looking for people to celebrate my results with, but I was afraid i'd be insensitive.

I got a A1 for english, my only A1. 3 A2s for science, humanities and f&n <- THATS A SURPRISE TY GOD ILU TTLY.

b3 for both math and POA. Ah well.

Ty God for being so awesome, ty for blessing me despite not working hard, or not rly treasuring my relationship with you,


PS: I am currently watching the 80s teen flick, the Breakfast club. Molly Ringwald!
tired now i wanna slp i have work tomorrow oh how dreadful.

Prom pictures are under the CUT. hahaha, sry I 2009 then post xDDDD
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I am born on the 30 of August. And I share my birthday with Cameron Diaz. Apart from having a reputation of being late, bad skin and being blonde (on the inside, haha), I have absolutely nothing in common with her.



Cameron diaz's face.

Oh hai! (haha)

hello, heres an update from europe. the keyboard here is weird, like this ťíýťľščáíľšťáéťý but still i am updating for you11 Europe is wonderfully cool. as in literally. i am currently all puffed up and covered. even the pigeons here are fatter cuz they fluff up their feathers.

okay, so i have been to budapest, and I am in bratislava now updating. we seen a lot of castles, and cool architecture. the food here is delicious and yum and love

okay everyone i am fine, havent died of pnemonia yet.

mmmmm..

what else is there to update.

food good
weather nice
fun zillianing
dry skin

oh btw i have picked off my manicure
hahahaha, removed the manicure without any polish remover hahahaha


haha
okay bb
i am in a rush
mom watching over me like a vulture.


teeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Been thinking of a middle name, So that people won't accidentally send me messages inquiring if I am clubbing with unknown girl. foshiz. I went to the site, and it said, firstly, when adding a middle name, make sure your name's accronym is normal and not some vulgarity or sth, lulz

Think, Amanda Sarah Song. ASS, hahahahahah!!

Also, sth about the rhythm, I don't really know how to add rhythm to 'Rachel Chong'

But anyhoo.

Possible names:

1. Rachel Joy Chong (RJC ) LULZ
2. Rachel Anne Chong
3. Rachel Kimberly Chong
4. Rachel JUNE Chong,  nice ring right?
5. Rachel Jean Chong

Haven't brought it up to my mom yet, she'll probably be annoying about (a boot) it, but anyhoo, i am gonna add a middle name to my i/c, whether is it now, or when I am 21.

So my name'd be less common.

Edit: Just talked to Shawn Loo, EGAD, We have to dance for prom. DANCE! I am an idiot when it comes to this sort of thing. I know cuz I tried. SIGH. plus its some super hard dance moves, egad. I am even the yi dance team did it in months! we're supposed to produce a dance in a few days time.

plus, i cant dance with the dress i bought. psh

honestly, hsm is easier! poopz.

Oh, and I just watched Anastasia the movie again. Love it to bits!! Hahahahaha. After watching the 'Paris' scene I wanna go to France instead of Hungary (hungry) But my mom thinks french people are prude. How does she know that when she's never been there before? If all french people are like that movie Amelie, then its not that bad la.

Paris holds the key to l'amour!

Mmmmmm. I got nothing to say except for the post title.
I love Scott Heim. He's a genius! I bought 'We disappear' by him. Of course this book was the child of 10 long years of writer's block.

& I wanna watch 'Were the world mine' somewhat based to shakespeare's midsummer night's dream.
& I am dreading prom.
& I munna start on my fanfic. Its going on da and ff.net. But not lj. Evidently because you're reading it. Also because its tyzula. Just kidding.

How does one write a story anyway? Scott Heim manages it well. Ah, but he got a degree in english. I can't fathom how people do it. Sheer inspiration fueling as you furiously describe what is on your mind? Plan the whole story. The character epiphanies, the reader's epiphanies about the character and the problem/conflict, the hint of the problem/conflict yadda yadda yadda. Whole lot of other things. Is there a specific way to write? One true blue formula that confirm work one? Hah.

My my, that's a lot of rhetorical questions.

Here's an extract of a hymn.

I wonder as I wander out under the sky
How Jesus the saviour did come for to die
For poor on'ry people like you and like I
I wonder as I wander out under the sky.

If Zuko could hunt the avatar on a fool's errand for 2 years without a glimmer of hope, surely I can have the discipline to complete my f&n syllabus? Its my honour future at stake :D

AVATAR IS SO PWNSOME.
I just watched 'the storm' episode today.
I LOVE ZUKO AGAIN.
The episodes," City of Walls and secrets", "The blue spirit" and "The siege at the north" (both episodes), "Zuko alone" are my favourite episodes. Plus I think the writing for these episodes are real awesome. Especially the storm, which I just watched again. :D love it!

MUG F&N NOW!!!! IF ZUKO COULD DO IT SO CAN I!!!

(stfu now about him being an animated character. He's real! In my <3)

Brain waves! Brain waves! You think in waves, who knew?

Then what does the frequency, the period and magnitude of the wave mean of your intellect?
the larger the magnitude the more your ability to handle profound thoughts such as metaphysical shiz?
Period of your brain waves = attention span.
frequency = how fast you think. Haha

Rubbish la. I am just babbling.
Study physics!
Study chem!
Study geography!

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I am posting for the kick of it... i have absolutely no post-worthy epiphany or mind boggling theories or life changing events.
Sims 2 is rly fun. ho yeahhhhhh.


here's a comic from capslock_friday

A NATIONAL ME DAY. EVERYBODY WOULD CELEBRATE THE GOODNESS OF ME

START BY THE PARADE OF FLOATS OF ME DOWN THE STREET, PEOPLE AT THE SIDE WOULD BE WAVING FLAGS WITH ME ON IT,

I WOULD BE ON THE FLOAT WAVING TO MY THOUSANDS OF FANS. THEN THERE WOULD  BE A FILM FESTIVAL IN HONOUR OF ME WHERE IN ALL MY FAVOURITE MOVIES ARE SCREENED.

Ah, big ego, big dreams, small possibility.

HAHAHAHAAH. Eric's in Joan of Arcadia.

Thanks cheryl for this awesome show. Rly rly nice.




MASNMBFDFASDAVDNGKSDNMASDMFKM

I have been studying in bugis lib these few days. ttly fun. altho its rly cold. And also, the chairs are made of whoopee cushions. hahah! how embarrassing.

this is the last day of school pics! :D

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Ah, imagine life as a movie. Now imagine that the plot is that you're stuck in a time loop. And the last day of school happens over and over again. Even if you killed yourself, the day would restart. LOL. That's just sad, because today was incredibly boring, and the lessons seemed like someone sprayed some sedative gas into the classroom. Because it's like nap time.

Okay, i read my previous post, and it seems like my pre-slumber brain is on drugs. That talks in incomplete sentences. like this.

Breaking one of the 21 commandments of writing english essays. oopsay.

Haha, okay, i shan't be too loh soh because I know, you, YES YOU, the reader has an attention span of a fly.

Today Ricson did something absolutely retarded. I mean rly.

We were lugging the books we left in the cupboard, since everyone's too lazy to bring their books home (me included). Then he said "My hand very sour"

HAHAHAHAHA.
from chinese, 我的手很酸, which means he's tired of holding the heavy stack of books.

MY HAND IS SOUR. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
thats better. haha.


off to slack now. plz.
bb

Hey all I am on my bed posting:D
I was just thinking. But the thought escaped me. Egad! I must capture and subdue my thought to prevent its quick escape. Now I am waiting for the epiphany fairy to tap me with her magic epiphany wand. Or AT LEAST give me a fleeting glance at the hurried plot bunny, eager to disappear down the rabbit holes where plot bunnies disappear. Along with their plots, those evil bunnies...

Talk about bunnies makes me think of Alice in Wonderland! Ah how I love that story.

Pre-bedtime ramblings. Are you still reading this? My brain is unsually active before sleep. Which is rather ironic, seeing that I ought to be quietening down now. And be prepared to slip into a nice deep slumber. My fellow O level takers have been experiencing sleep deprivation. Poor them. Sleep deprivation is a sign of hypomania. Hypomania refers to people that are hyper. Haha. Ok not rly. Feeling rested with like 2 hours of sleep is a sign of hypomania.

Have been reading up on various form of mania. Monomania is another form if mania that caught my attention. Okay I shall not talk about it. You can google it yourself.

But anyhoo. I caught manic on youtube. Nice film. Like Girl,interrupted just less developed. Girl, Interrupted is way more developed, since its a true account of a mental patient. Manic is nice, cinematography israther overdone in my opinion. But manic is obviously an indie film. Which makes it not bad by indie standards. And Zoey deschanel was rly pretty

Hey! Looks like the Epiphany fairy did tap me with her magic epiphany wand.

Start from the end and work backwards.

So the end: I get disappointing results for O levels.

So, that's the end, what do I do to prevent that?

ah. oh
I forgot my intention for posting on lj yet again

Stupid laggy page.

mmmmmm.

I don't wanna type emo shiz again.

*resists emo urge*

Okay, so happiness now.

Tomorrow I'll be heading to bake it yourself to check out the awesome baking stuff. I munna cheat and buy some edible icing so i don't have to spend hours on my cupcakes. Mkaythx. I have O levels.

Then why the hell am I posting to lj?

Egasp.

I am really really really X10 DOOOOOOOOMED.

So where do I start.
Actually I have a whole CHUNK of things to post about, but when I am on the page, I totally lose everything.

Okay, firstly, all my teachers suck. They SUCK REALLY BADLY. and I still have to go on the graduation night and thank them for being sucha failure for a teacher. The world makes sense now.

Okay, apart from my chinese teacher trying to assassinate me, which was bad, the rest of the teachers have either completely given up or have sick dying children in hospitals to care about. I don't even know why do I bother attending school when my teachers don't even give a damn. Why not stay home, study and rest?

*swear word* I am being emo again

Happy thoughts, happy thoughts, heath ledger, happy thoughts.

Heath ledger is dead, *EMO THOUGHTS ENSUE*

i have lost the battle to emo.

*HUMILIATION AND DEFEAT*

buh bye people.

I updated one week ago according to livejournal. But seems to me I haven't updated in ages. Maybe my previous post was such as failure as an update therefore I feel that way.

Okay. So near death experience. I meant to update about my near death experience. But I was too lazy. And I am not gonna update.

Ugh. This is frustrating I cant seem to update now. Blogger's block. Haha.

Maybe I ought to start on my prelims. Firstly, prelims was A WHOLE LOT easier that midyears. And I improved a bit. So I wont be headed to ite. But doing well in o levels is another question. It seems I always do badly for national exams.

I am utterly devastated by my English results. Its not the complete result yet, in fact I haven't gotten the results yet. But only one person passed comprehension. And its not me. Comprehension was my strength, If I don't do well for that I won't do well in English at all. Sigh. Plus since I failed Chinese (prelims) hence it means I am linguistically retarded.

I have a feeling I am not communicating my anguish to you, dear reader

Anyhoo. I havent been studying. I ought to huh.

Talking about school dampens my mood.

At least prelims was less depressing that midyears.

And to top it all up, like the whipping cream of my sundae of misery, I got in slight trouble with the discipline at the start of school. Honestly, its like hillgrove can't let me even enjoy the last 2 weeks of school. Can't they give me a break? I guess they just have to live up to their standards of being a lousy fuck of a school.

Oh and now the cherry to my misery sundae. I fell out with a friend. I'd hate to admit that it upsets me but it does. But seriously. Nobody is perfect. Every single one of my friends have at least disappointed me once. Yeah, sounds normal I know. This person values her pride more than me. Thanks for wasting my time. I hate spending time with people. Not hate, but I admit I am rrather stingy with my time. Okkay. So all that time I gave in to her constant yammering and demand for my company.

Frankly sometimes I wished I never had any friends. Why bother really. So all you fuckheads can reject, disappoint and ruin me? I feel the love.